You heard right! And by temporary we most likely mean permanent. Anything we would like to sell to you on here is available at shows, and vice versa. Except for when we forget to bring the stuff to the shows, which is almost always. And then theres the shows where there isn't any room to set anything up so we just leave it in the car and pretend we don't have anything. But we do! And here it is.

Barnaby Jones - Self Titled 2009


01 - Good News From the Egg Council
02 - Handsome B. Wonderful
03 - Dan's Face vs. the Parking Lot
04 - Danielle Steele Reserve
05 - Hips-n-Nips [Otherwise I'm Not Eating]
06 - Walker Texas Anger
07 - Great Bromances of the 20th Century
08 - Fear and Loathing in [Insert Your Town Here]
09 - Death Seat
10 - To Catch An Alien vs. Predator
11 - It's Only the End of the World... Again
12 - Saddr Beardr
13 - Bill Murray Demands a Circle Pit
14 - I'll Buy You a Hundred George Michaels

This album is available for FREE download over at Quote Unquote Records

The version for sale here is a PHYSICAL COPY of said album! And it comes with the following really neat stuff...

- Full Color Digipak w/ CD
- Lyric Sheet
- 5.5 x 2.25 Sticker!

These packages are limited to 200.

$6 USD

Barnaby Jones - Hockey T-Shirt

These shirts were blue once. Then we ran out of them and accidentally had them reprinted on black. If you are from the NHL or New York Islanders, please dont sue us.

Here you can see the beautiful Mike Rivkin sporting this glorious t-shirt, while Dave looks on in confusion, and Dan is trapped within deep thought. Danny Defalco stands on the side with a kickball. All of these awesome things will happen if you wear this shirt. Punk as fuck.

And here we have the wonderful Eric Schmidt in this most excellent t-shirt!

And if you want to look like a complete badass, you can be like Dave Friedrich here and cut the sleeves off. Guaranteed to look 25x more punk and 50x more tough. Thats 75 x's! What a deal!


In this photo, we have 11 dudes. You can tell that Vanuch is the best dude in this photo because of the size of his beard. Science brings us to the conclusion that only the best dudes wear this shirt. Only 1 out of 11 dudes you run into are this awesome.

If you want to send in a rad photo of you in this cool ass t-shirt, you could always message us on myspace or facebook.

$10 USD

SOLD OUT! SORRY DUDES!
New prints coming whenever they stop costing money.

SHIPPING!

Ok, so as we all know, shipping things costs money too. We will do our best to keep the shipping costs low and simple. Shipping for one CD is $2, for anything more than that $3 flat. So you can get 3 CD's, a shirt and a CD, one shirt - those will all cost $3 shipped.

Don't have paypal? E-mail us and we can work something out. barnabyeffinjones [at] gmail [dot?] com

Don't want to use our order forms? Just paypal us the total amount and include your shipping address, size, all that fun stuff. Same e-mail address as above.